Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Top Ten Tuesday (3)

Top Ten Tuesday is an original feature/weekly meme created here at The Broke and the Bookish. This feature was created because we are particularly fond of lists here at The Broke and the Bookish. We'd love to share our lists with other bookish folks and would LOVE to see your top ten lists!

Each week we will post a new Top Ten list  that one of our bloggers here at The Broke and the Bookish will answer. Everyone is welcome to join. All we ask is that you link back to The Broke and the Bookish on your own Top Ten Tuesday post AND add your name to the Linky widget so that everyone can check out other bloggers lists! If you don't have a blog, just post your answers as a comment. Have fun with it! It's a fun way to get to know your fellow bloggers. (Meme description taken from The Broke and the Bookish)

Hilarious Book Titles... (Sadly, I couldn't think of any myself, but I took the funniest book titles I found here.)

1. How to Cook Husbands by Elizabeth Strong Worthington- Cannibalize your spouse in 20 minutes or less!

2. Fancy Coffins: To Make Yourself by Dale Power- I can't even measure a plank and you're expecting me to build my eternal resting place? I don't think so. 

3. Knitting with Dog Hair: Better a Sweater from a Dog you Know and Love than from a Sheep You'll Never Meet by Kendall Crolius and Anne Montegomery - Why does the tag line sound like a stranger danger ad for bestiality?

4. The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories by Alisa Surkis and Monica Nolan- Really? I'm surprised the gay horse community came forward to compile this. Many of them are still in the stable stalls, if you know what I mean. 

5. Scouts in Bondage by Geoffrey Prout- Tune in for next month's release, Scout Leaders in Jail. 

6. Hitler: Neither Vegetarian Nor Animal Lover by Rynn Berry- Ummhmm because when I think of Hitler, the first thing I wonder about about is his stance on animal rights.

7. Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them: How to Keep Your Tractors Happy and your Family Running by Roger Welsch- I believe the tagline explains it all.

8. Cooking with Pooh: Yummy Tummy Cookie Cutter Treats by Mouse Works- I love dear old Winnie, but he needs to change his nickname. 

9. The Zen of Farting by Reepah Gud Wan- ... Do I even have to tell you why this is funny? I mean it's disgusting, but funny.

10. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame- Smith- This is for all current and future remakes of the classics. All your titles are hilarious, but I probably won't read you unless bribed with large sums of money and sweets.

Happy Reading, 

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